What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time If I had a dollar for every time someone called me a racist, I'd have enough money for a black guy to rob me and a jew to pick up the coins he drops as he runs away. How do Asians name their kids? They throw them down the stairs and see what kind of sounds they make. All one liners Choose by topic For special events New one liners.
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Q: What is the difference between your wife and your job? A: After five years your job still sucks. Q: What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself? A: A tearjerker. Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?